Here’s some reasons why I should be happy about moving

• I can pretend to be british and no one will be the wiser
• I can wear my old school t-shirts on spirit day to be an ass
• No one knows I’m a complete dumbass 
• Once again, pretending to be british
• No one knows my history. I can finally not be known as the awkward emo weeaboo from middle school.
• Maybe I can convince people I’m cool
• I’ll be new and exciting for people
• Pretending to be british
• Maybe Australian
• Hell I’ll have a different accent for each class
• And then that one kid that has overlapping classes will call me out on my bullshit
• And then they’ll play along
• And we’ll be bestest buddies forever (+Amanda)